You are such AN ATTENTION SEEKER!!

I came across this blog www.stevenlim.net and i just cannot resist but comment on it. Eve..as i promised.. i shall blog on this.. haha.. just could not resist doing it.

Steven, this is no attempt to promote your childish, low grade blog. I just have to let my readers be aware of how "perasan, muka tak malu and buruk" you are. Do ask your malay frens what these words mean (if you have any friends that is). I am sure they are more than willing to translate for you. I shall highlight your "good points" in chronical order;

a. Advertising your services
You claimed that you offer travel, bodyguard and body training services. Even if i have millions of dollars to throw around, i will NEVER engage in your services. No offence but first of all, do you even travel extensively to guarantee your customers a good time. And do carry plastic bags along and offer them some, because they do not have to be on any roller coaster rides or on board a plane to experience nauseousness. They will puke the moment they set eyes on you! And what is with the bodyguard and body training services???! You do not even have the bod dude!! There is not even an inch of muscle on you. You have only a bulging beer belly.. that is soo gross and flabby looking! Do everyone a favour..Go train yourself first.. or better still... fork out the cash and pay someone with the skills, body and looks to teach you.

And psst... I think you should get yourself a mirror for your next birthday. The one you have at home must be tainted or broken. You do not seem to be able to see the sad reality in front of you!

b. You are a model???!
Never in this life nor any other life. You do not have any perfect bone structure on your face, nor the height nor the body. You are far beyond the model material. Count yourself lucky if you get to sweep the model fitting room! That is the closest you can get to being one. Just drop the idea. Live the dream?? More like kill the dream!

c. Mr Chai Shen Jiang
You attempted to sing that song.. i am sure it is really nice by the way. The title "sorry" is really suitable for you because:
- The original singer felt really sorry to have even sung the song and let it heard by someone like you, who croaked terribly at it! And could not even hold a note, nor have the proper facial expression to complement the tune!
- Everyone who heard you sing felt sorry for your family and frens to even know you or acknowledges your presence in this world. The world must have turned when you were born!
- I am sorry for the pooh bear that you were holding while you tarnished the song with your non melodious voice! STOP molesting the poor toy!!

And please for the sake of mankind, do refrain from entering any contest. If your aim is to gain fame and popularity, you will never achieve it. You will only be another William Hung or Sanjaya. You will never will be rich like them (as least they are paid to make a fool out of themselves, you gain nothing boy!).. so do stop your attention seeking ways!

d. Your talent in dancing
Zero to none! You suck big time at dancing. Rather than wasting your time jumping up and down like some lost cast from Planet of the Apes, i would suggest signing up for a proper dance class. I could recommend you some. I think those dudes i saw in some techno clubs danced much better than you did, even though i can never understand the kind of dance moves they were making. The Lemon Tree moves.. OMG!

Please do not peel anymore skin on Michael Jackson's face by doing the Billie Jean, or turned Christina's hair green by imitating her sexy moves. Dude! You ARE JUST NOT SEXY! You are one of those, born without any appeal on women. I think you should put your ad on finding the life partner someplace else. Seeing your blog, you are going to shoo more sane women away!

e. Your CV
A close friend just told me that she went to the same sec school as you. She almost flipped and fell off her chair. She was sooo embarrased to have you as her senior!

I noticed you hobbies include working out... again.. not showing dude! And please omit those talents you have on your list. Its a lie and you know it. And for all those awards you won, it is either the judges had some mishap and got blind or you were the best among the worse! And dude, please change the company name.. Eyebrowser Trading & Marketing???! .. you have a diploma in marketing.. you cannot have any other creative names for your company, man? Tsk tsk.. ANd it doesnt matter if you are straight and love women only, with that attitude, i would suggest staying single.

Last note: This is the most disgraceful blog i have ever came across in my entire life. I hope it stays known in singapore.. and for our local eyes only. PLEASE steven, do not bring shame to our good name! And dude! Learn to speak proper english. You are really bad at it!