Men vs women

Found these funny quotes while i was browing online. Thought i add it to mine.. Have a good laugh!

P.S: This does not mark the start of a sexist battle. Just something to add that smile on your face.. to wipe away the "work blues"...



"He jokes"

1. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

2. Men are like Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

3. Men are like Commercial Ads. You can't believe a word they say.

4. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

5. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

6. Things Men Say: Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.

"She jokes"

1. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

2. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

4. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

7. Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, why is that?? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.