5 kinds of sex

Saw this from AM, posted by one of the members. Think it's funny and rather one of a kind! Cheered my morning up... read on. And u will know.

To all those who are abt to be wed, or have already entered into marriage life, check if any of these "sex types" has happened yet to you both.

Beware if its going downhill... muahaha..

Five Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fu*k you!"

5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!