A separate account to remind me of the 3 funny incidences that happened during my "valentine's day dinner by the beach" outing! What can i say, love really makes you go a) Blind b) Stupid c) Tone deaf
Incident 1: Happened a few steps away from our tent. 2 young teenagers around the age of 19 - 21. The boy was a hopeless romantic. I didnt have such a sweet valentine's day arrangement at that age. Sigh kids nowadays! Anyway, he set the mood right: have a mat on the ground, some bubbles to quench her thirst, flowers and tasty snacks (i do not think she eats anything looking at her really small frame). All was fine by me UNTIL the action begins. The couple started to kiss. Light pecks in the beginning. And then, things got heated up. One wet kiss after another.. french kiss "LIVE" demonstration everybody. It didnt stop there. Has hands began to explore her curves... her legs found a home on his thighs... can you put these into a clear picture? Imagine my disgust. Get a room kids! Yucks.. not that i disagree to public display.. but this was just too vivid for me.
Love, in this case, blinds you from the rest of the world. You have created your own bermuda triangle: unwary of your surroundings and unconcern about what others might say or think. In other words, we are invisible in your eyes.
Incident 2: A funny one. About a malay couple, mid 20s i would guess. Tent was built next to the main pavement. The flap opened, and 2 pairs of legs could be seen. Relaxed and just chilling together. A candle was lit in the tent to create that rustic alluring feeling. One problem, he should have placed the candle on his opposite side rather than next to him. (This is when you appreciate your science knowledge...) Effect of this -> Clear silloutte of the couple. Visible for all to see, how he was enjoying his soft caress on her supple breasts!!! Haha... The "wayang kulit effect" as my baby would put it. I am so glad i am with a genius, definitely will not happen to us... hehe
Incident 1: Happened a few steps away from our tent. 2 young teenagers around the age of 19 - 21. The boy was a hopeless romantic. I didnt have such a sweet valentine's day arrangement at that age. Sigh kids nowadays! Anyway, he set the mood right: have a mat on the ground, some bubbles to quench her thirst, flowers and tasty snacks (i do not think she eats anything looking at her really small frame). All was fine by me UNTIL the action begins. The couple started to kiss. Light pecks in the beginning. And then, things got heated up. One wet kiss after another.. french kiss "LIVE" demonstration everybody. It didnt stop there. Has hands began to explore her curves... her legs found a home on his thighs... can you put these into a clear picture? Imagine my disgust. Get a room kids! Yucks.. not that i disagree to public display.. but this was just too vivid for me.
Love, in this case, blinds you from the rest of the world. You have created your own bermuda triangle: unwary of your surroundings and unconcern about what others might say or think. In other words, we are invisible in your eyes.
Incident 2: A funny one. About a malay couple, mid 20s i would guess. Tent was built next to the main pavement. The flap opened, and 2 pairs of legs could be seen. Relaxed and just chilling together. A candle was lit in the tent to create that rustic alluring feeling. One problem, he should have placed the candle on his opposite side rather than next to him. (This is when you appreciate your science knowledge...) Effect of this -> Clear silloutte of the couple. Visible for all to see, how he was enjoying his soft caress on her supple breasts!!! Haha... The "wayang kulit effect" as my baby would put it. I am so glad i am with a genius, definitely will not happen to us... hehe
Love, definitely stupidified (if there is such a word) you. Lust takes over and all you care about is to get your inner desires fulfilled in anyway possible.
Incident 3: Saw a middle age couple walking hand in hand. An "aww" moment for me. Amused to see just how they keep it going after many years of marriage. True love, i must say. But just when i was in a daze, full of hope and dreams for my future marriage, a loud BANG filled the air. Not the sound of a gun shot nor a balloon burst. But the burst of air from his backside. Baby and i tried hard to contain our laughter but to no avail. He did not let go once. twice but THREE times of human "air emission!!" Haha... the wife behaved as per normal. No reaction whatsoever.
Nevertheless, love, not only does it lessen your hearing capability, it moulds a person to accept the good and bad that comes with the person one loves (quoted from Lilin, the ambassador of Soo Kee jewellery).
Above all, everyone has their own picture of a perfect Valentine(whatever that maybe).
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